“Hello,
I am a student from Czech republic and I do a Bachelor work about gowns (academic wear of governance-not graduates- in universities). I would like to ask you for help. Could you, please, send me materials about your university? I need pictures (photos) and describing of gowns, what wear your chancellor, (president), vice-chancellor, proctor, deans (with colours of faculties), (principals), bedels and others. Please, help me, I can not find it anywhere.”
After reading and re-reading this several times, the only thing I can come up with is that MAYBE this woman is in…costume design? Is she looking for Chris March, my fave obese gay from Proj. Run.? Not to mention that my workplace is by no means a University. Is she interested in garb to be worn whilst groovin’ to ‘Pomp and Circumstance’? I’m so confused. I thought only the North African men could confuse me like this. Now it’s Central/Eastern European women?! I need some xanax or a cupcake pronto before I lose my cool.
