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I want to adopt this wiener →
This adorable dog is my dog’s runt of a son. I want him so badly, but my dog is such a bitch in the non-doggender sense that I fear she may eat him. BUT LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE CUTEST EVER.
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The last five songs I have Shazam’ed
Completely unedited:
“Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down” - Fallout Boy
“The Leap Year” - The Pauses
“One Thing” - Finger Eleven
“Carnival” - Natalie Merchant
“Paper Bag” - Fiona Apple
I’m obviously most embarrassed about #’s 1 and 3.
I want your help,i want to come and train martial art in Japan. please forward me an official invitation letter inorder to secure a visa. I want to learn the martial Art training in order to avenge for the death of my late mother.
I NEED LERN JAPANEESE LANGUAGE IN JAPAN . I AM PHYSICAL HANDICAP HELPME.
GMATs be HARD y’all
I started studying for the GMATs this weekend. It’s totally not fun. I took a practice test that took all of 4.5 hours (note that actual test is 3 hours, 10 minutes WITH essays…of which I didn’t do none) and still got a score that wouldn’t get me into the School of Hard Knocks MBA program. MATH IS HARD. Did anyone realize this? QUADRATIC EQUATIONS, SETS, VARIABLES???? When I took the GRE they were NOT this difficult. Also, logic escapes me. This should come as no surprise to people that have seen me justify binge drinking before a midterm. But then, you add in shit about climate change and business acumen and other big words and I just kind of lose it and pick all C’s.
Dammit! Why’d I take so long to think about grad school?
P.S. - Super excited about my Ratatat tix I got last week. All my Bklyn friends were no doubt over them by the end of college, but we learn about these things later in Seattle/Korea/Wherever I happen to be. So LEAVE IT.
Greetings from Bangladesh.
Lets introduce for myself, I am ***** ********* working on Chandana Management Education Placement (CMEP) as Chief Counselor. I recognized your Institute from my friend who was studying in Russia with me. Basically I have completed my Bachelor & Masters from Education Management in Russia. So this is my track where I can show my experience to promote your Institute in Bangladesh.
We are Chandana Management Education Placement (CMEP), helping Bangladeshi students to study in abroad. Basically this company is sister concern from USA.
We have currently prospective students who are intended to study in Germany and we would like to work with your Institute as education agent in Bangladesh. Please let me know your concern if you are agree to working with us.
Thank you. Hope to hear from you soon.
Could I transfer my subjects and study Nanotechnology my undergraduate program in Australia?
I’m pretty sure this isn’t appropriate nomenclature…
Today, post-turkey sausage and creamer-free coffee, I was startled to find this e-mail in my inbox:
“Dear Sirs,
we live in Venice and our flat has a single room available, near the Jewish Ghetto. Could you please let me know the conditions for becoming a hosting family?” - Kindly Guidos
Now, I see there being three possibilities for the usage of “Jewish Ghetto” in their e-mail.
1. They are upset at the state of crime in Venice and blame those raucous Jews and their “hip hop” music.
2. They are Jews themselves and are trying to reclaim “ghetto” in order to erase negative connotations left by WWII.
3. They are foreign. (This is the most likely, yet least fun possibility.)
Monday rolls on…
God bless you real good in Jesus name.
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